Ladies!
I have been so lazy... I haven't blogged in so long!
I have been so lazy... I haven't blogged in so long!
I could list off a bunch of excuses, but none of them would mean much to you anyway.
Basically, I don't really have a good excuse.
Basically, I don't really have a good excuse.
Anyway!
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It's super cold here in Salt Lake today.
There's even a little bit of snow sticking to the ground.
All I want to do today is snuggle up in my Snuggie™ and watch the The L Word while sipping coffee and/or tea.
I don't think The Gays would allow it, though...
Somehow I just don't think that they are capable of appreciating something so lesbian and cliche.
Maybe they'll accept watching Queer as Folk, since I've only ever watched the first three episodes of Season One.
I could be okay with that.
Hooray compromise!
So January 9th was my first day back to school since I dropped out of high school and got my GED in 2007.
I'm going to a community college with a Political Science major,
though I predict that will change to English with a Journalism emphasis.
Let me tell you how my first day went:
*see many girls*
'Straight, straight, straight... Possibly bi curious... Straight...'
*see soft butch with Superman shirt*
'GAY!'
*move on*
'Straight, straight, feminist, straight, probably straight but I don't even care...'
Yep.
I like to get an idea of the gay-to-straight ratio in my surroundings.
It's a handy bit of information to have.
But holy crap, guise!
There are some really adorable little women on campus!
Further investigation into the lesbian ratio of my school will commence tomorrow.
In other manners, I was reading Effing Dykes and she posted a list of her friends' "2011 Dyke Lessons Learned"
It got me thinking about some of the lesbian mistakes I made in 2011.
After much consideration, and without going into some sappy break up story, I thought of only one:
Only go to 18+ or 21+ raves.
Never 16+ raves.
I don't feel like I should need to explain that much further...
After asking Amy for her input, I got this:
Amy: "I'd say the biggest thing I made a mistake with was investing everything I had into someone who clearly didn't love me the way I loved her. Essentially, if you have to question someone's love for you, chances are it's not there. Second biggest is to not change who you are or what you do for someone. Compromise is essential for a relationship. Also, after 4 years if you still feel insecure in a relationship get the fuck out."
Me: "Not bad. Learn any lessons with bisexuals?"
Amy: "If you want to write a book, ask me about that."
So what about you ladies?
Learn any lesbian lessons in 2011?
Somehow I just don't think that they are capable of appreciating something so lesbian and cliche.
Maybe they'll accept watching Queer as Folk, since I've only ever watched the first three episodes of Season One.
I could be okay with that.
Hooray compromise!
So January 9th was my first day back to school since I dropped out of high school and got my GED in 2007.
I'm going to a community college with a Political Science major,
though I predict that will change to English with a Journalism emphasis.
Let me tell you how my first day went:
*see many girls*
'Straight, straight, straight... Possibly bi curious... Straight...'
*see soft butch with Superman shirt*
'GAY!'
*move on*
'Straight, straight, feminist, straight, probably straight but I don't even care...'
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| http://asimplisticreality.tumblr.com/ |
I like to get an idea of the gay-to-straight ratio in my surroundings.
It's a handy bit of information to have.
But holy crap, guise!
There are some really adorable little women on campus!
Further investigation into the lesbian ratio of my school will commence tomorrow.
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| http://insanelycutegirls.tumblr.com/ |
It got me thinking about some of the lesbian mistakes I made in 2011.
After much consideration, and without going into some sappy break up story, I thought of only one:
Only go to 18+ or 21+ raves.
Never 16+ raves.
I don't feel like I should need to explain that much further...
After asking Amy for her input, I got this:
Amy: "I'd say the biggest thing I made a mistake with was investing everything I had into someone who clearly didn't love me the way I loved her. Essentially, if you have to question someone's love for you, chances are it's not there. Second biggest is to not change who you are or what you do for someone. Compromise is essential for a relationship. Also, after 4 years if you still feel insecure in a relationship get the fuck out."
Me: "Not bad. Learn any lessons with bisexuals?"
Amy: "If you want to write a book, ask me about that."
So what about you ladies?
Learn any lesbian lessons in 2011?
