Rulebook Installation #11

Well Hello!

How has everyone been?

Good?

Good.

So I was just lying here in bed

glancing over past posts here on Things Lesbians Do

and I realized that there are many more than

just 10 Lesbian Rules to Live By.

Many more.

I've decided that I will add installments of said rules

as they come up and combine them into

a sort of rulebook here.

Don't worry, I'll make a nice little tab at the top for you.

So without further delay...

Rulebook Installation #11

Do NOT Recycle Girlfriends

This is a problem that is more than just common when

you have a group of lesbians that are all friends,

this is a problem that is damn-near universal

in every group of lesbians that are all friends.

Generally a group of lesbian friends are mostly paired

off into couples, and of course some of those couples are

bound to break up. Where does the recycling come in?

When someone else in the group of friends snatches up

one of the exes from said break up and claims her for

their own.

Listen, ladies...

This is bad.

Lesbians are known for their mass amounts of drama,

but I do believe that it's safe to say Girlfriend Recycling

is one of the major causes of the Lesbian Drama.

I don't know what it is about lesbians, but we all seem to

not only make commitments very quickly and without

thinking them through

(see: U-Hauling)

but we also cycle through said commitments very quickly.

Lesbo Herds who suffer from Girlfriend Recycling basically

then get to pick one of two fates:

Complete shattering of the group

or

Becoming a weird little incestuous, we-share-everything! kind

of lesbian family.

Neither fate is really all that appealing.

Well, at least not for very long.

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