Pop Quiz!

Alright, ladies; no cheating!

Here goes:

Which picture is of a lesbian?

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Answer:

Trick question!

Both pictures are of the same woman.

[and i have no way of knowing if she is a lesbian or not]

Story Time:

So today I (finally!) went to get my hair cut. While I was waiting I picked up one of those hair books that is the only provided reading and was looking through the pictures when I realized something; all the short haircuts on display "this season" are totally lesbian haircuts. Apparently the lesbian "look" is in style and I can't help but worry if this is going to make our fellow lady-homos harder to spot than they already are.

I swear, we all need to just choose a bandana color and always have that color bandana on our person when we go out. Better yet, make it a rainbow bandana.