The 5 Deadly Phrases

Well hello there.

I'm blogging from bed again tonight,

but this post needed to be done while I was still

inspired to do it.

:]

What are we talking about?

The 5 Deadly Phrases!

What are The 5 Deadly Phrases?

I'll tell you:

"Fine."

"Fine," is what she uses at the end of an argument when

she knows she's right and you're wrong. At this point, it's

time to just shut up.

"Nothing."

"Nothing," always means "Something," and you should be worried.

"Go ahead."

"Go ahead," is a dare. Not permission.

Don't do it.

"Whatever."

"Whatever," is what she says when she's thinking "Fuck you."

"I don't care."

"I don't care," actually means "I care," and that she is thinking

long and hard about how and when you will be paying for this.

It's amazing to me sometimes that us lesbians can be so

oblivious to the language of a woman.

(And believe me; it is its own language.)

I mean, come on...

We're women who date women.

You think we'd know all there is to know!

And while I still hold true to thinking that lesbians are the

best people to ask for girl advice, sometimes we have nothing

better to say than, "I don't know."

One more article of evidence that women are complicated,

complicated, complicated beings.